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Old 16-11-2006, 02:19 PM   #1
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Forgive me if there is already a thread on this in the Territory forums, but...

Did anyone else watch Bodrer Security last night (someone must have 'cause they reckon it's the most watched show).
They had a guy on there claiming to be an "Aboriginal Jew" and he was a crack up.

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Old 16-11-2006, 02:25 PM   #2
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its a old repeat im over them kinda shows i dont mind that new one

"the force"
but i havent seen it in weeks :(
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Old 16-11-2006, 02:26 PM   #3
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Yeah i know the one, its made in Perth.
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Old 16-11-2006, 02:32 PM   #4
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I saw the guy he was absolutly hilarious - what a crack up - a white guy dressed as a Jew, claiming to be aborignal and then claiming he was being discriminated against even though his luggage was full of illegal items...about as bad as the black guy from West Africa who was an English citizen married to an Aussie claiming discrimination because he got searched...geez build a bridge.

PS - I should clarify the thing I found funny about the black guy was he was yelling and screaming that customs wrongly discriminate against people from West Africa as they claim they have a track record of causing trouble at the airport. Err what exactly are you doing Einstein? Causing trouble...hence the search...
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Old 16-11-2006, 04:30 PM   #5
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yeah i was thinking how do u get an abo jew who is a lawyer haha he was a funny man and why would u want ecaluptus leaves when he can get them here in oz
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yeah i was thinking how do u get an abo jew who is a lawyer haha he was a funny man and why would u want ecaluptus leaves when he can get them here in oz
he wasn't a lawyer...he asked for a lawyer....but he wasn't one himself. And believe it or not there are aboriginal jews. Where do you guys think the 'stolen generation' went....to your mum and dads house? NO. They were taken in by missions...church run misisons...so there you go...a history lesson for you all...just because they are aboriginal doesn't mean they can't be religious. **** I hate people who stereotype

PS - I thought his behaviour was bloody hilarious though rabbiting on about when the customs / quarantine laws and when they were introduced etc.
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Old 16-11-2006, 05:36 PM   #7
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he wasn't a lawyer....
Actually he was a Lawyer. He mentioned it himself several times along with the customs agents when they had a crack at him asking why he, as a lawyer that should know the law, signed a false document stating that he wasn't carrying any of the illegal items they found him with.
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Old 16-11-2006, 06:07 PM   #8
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he wasn't a lawyer...he asked for a lawyer....but he wasn't one himself. And believe it or not there are aboriginal jews. Where do you guys think the 'stolen generation' went....to your mum and dads house? NO. They were taken in by missions...church run misisons...so there you go...a history lesson for you all...just because they are aboriginal doesn't mean they can't be religious. **** I hate people who stereotype

PS - I thought his behaviour was bloody hilarious though rabbiting on about when the customs / quarantine laws and when they were introduced etc.
I didn't see Mis XR6 stereotype anybody.... She asked a question and you answered her. Patronizingly, but you answered. And I must admit I see aboriginal peole every day, and I doubt very much that many are jewish.
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its a good look at what customs officers have to put up with day in day out, and you kinda understand why they are almost like robots when you go through.
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this one isnt worth saving
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