Neighbour In Penthouse Magazine.

[gtfpv]

WELL BUGGAR ME . i was at work today in the lunch room when someone was reading a penthouse black label magazine . the guy made a comment on a healthy looking girl and held the mag up for all too see . and , buggar me . it was my nieghbours misses . not saying anything once alone i had a look. now my nieghbour is 34 or 35 and has 3 kids . and is a good sort for her age .she has changed a bit in 5 years since we met . since she didn't have kids then . but the magazine was printed in the year 2000. and descrbes her as 21 at the time . also differant name . the pictures look like a 21 to 25 year old . therefore has to be 9 years old. so the pictures would have to have been at least 3 years old at time of publication . also there is a tattoo on the picture left ankle which looks fake . i know the nieghbour doesn't have a tattoo there. it is definately her . same aqua eyes (unusaul), eyebrow shape,round mouth, nose , and the give away . very wite perfect teeth . with the 2 front ones being unusually big . i nedd a 2nd opinion , because my male brain may be farquing with me . i rang my wife to tell her and my wife doesn't believe me . doesn't believe the nieghbour would do that .doesn't want to see the pics , and thinks i'm a pervert for looking at a penthouse . so i know she has only been married for 5 years . cant tell her hubbie .( i value my teeth ) what should i do???????????? tell another nieghbour for a 2nd opinion . approach ehr only. and ask . or keep it too myself . ohh and by the way it is a black label magazine you can see what she has ate for breakky. in every area.

[davocol]

How funny is that, ask her to autograph it.

[b2tf]

well one answer would be post up a pic of her now and a scan of the mag but that certainly wont be happening!:

[XRQTOR]

Um give me her address and i'll go ask her.

[Aeron]

This new chic starting at my work tomorrow has a porn site, so i've been told.

[Woz]

Step One: Pinch the book from work, take it home.
Step Two: When no one else is at your house and your neighbour's wife is out gardening, take the book out into your backyard and admire it, while naked, spread out on a banana lounge.
Step Three: Take "matters" into your own hand.

If the bird in the magazine really is your neighbour, she should catch you and invite herself over. I saw it in a movie once*, the rest should pretty much work itself out.

* = By "once", I mean about four dozen times.

[XRated]

You could always bribe her ;) LOL!

Hahah @ you being called a perve by the Missus, all the same!!

[GRNKPR]

Originally Posted by Aeron

This new chic starting at my work tomorrow has a porn site, so i've been told.

: Yeah its gtfpv neighbor she also is in the Sweedish nude volleyball team is a milf and has a double life afterdark :

[SpoolMan]

I thought gtfpv only read the mag for the articles..

[gtfpv]

Originally Posted by XRFPV8

I thought gtfpv only read the mag for the articles..

you being a male figure it out for yourself . i shall never look at her the same way again. and i'll have to figure out the impossible and work out how to keep the topic from blurting out of my mouth during our nieghbourhood christmas drinks, in a few weeks. :

[GRNKPR]

Originally Posted by gtfpv

you being a male figure it out for yourself . i shall never look at her the same way again. and i'll have to figure out the impossible and work out how to keep the topic from blurting out of my mouth during our nieghbourhood christmas drinks, in a few weeks. :

nah get canned up and whisper into her ear as you are having chrissie drinks and wait for the reaction ,shes not going to blurt it out with all people there or you could go to plan 2 and sit there just imaging her in all her poses :

[DOC]

Originally Posted by gtfpv

you being a male figure it out for yourself . i shall never look at her the same way again. and i'll have to figure out the impossible and work out how to keep the topic from blurting out of my mouth during our nieghbourhood christmas drinks, in a few weeks. :

Its going to be hard for you no matter what you do _2:

[XD 351 Ute]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

nah get canned up and whisper into her ear as you are having chrissie drinks and wait for the reaction ,shes not going to blurt it out with all people there or you could go to plan 2 and sit there just imaging her in all her poses :

Heee!!! What a plan!!!

Ed

[smoo]

Put it in their letter box. Or stick it in another neighbours box that knows them.

[GreenMachine]

Hahha... classic. A girl I went to school with ended up doing porn. This was good because it always gave me an excuse to check out dodgy service station porn, but bad because this girl was ugly as a hatful of arseh*les.

She was also a b!tch at school, so my mate and I felt justified buying a copy, scanning her photo, scanning her school photo and emailing it to people who knew her, including her old teachers :P

[AU1XLS]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

nah get canned up and whisper into her ear as you are having chrissie drinks and wait for the reaction ,shes not going to blurt it out with all people there or you could go to plan 2 and sit there just imaging her in all her poses :

Its plan 3 she should be worried about

[CarBroker]

Tell her you've just seen her exact replica in a magazine. See how she reacts. Show her the pic(s) and see how she reacts. All this best done with no one else around, of course

[rag top]

I'd let it go and keep it to yourself, unless you don't get on with your neighbours.

[gtfpv]

:1syellow1 i confess . i'm stumped . but its interesting . i have it in the car . so tempted to show the wife . but she doesn't want to know and is disgusted by porn . you see if she only confirmed my suspicions . then it would be all over . i'd have confirmation . but im stuck. don't ya feel sorry for my dilemma (not)

[jaytyn]

[gtfpv]

ok maybe tonight or tomorrow . let the mods say what to hide . ie from beely button up . or just face or the 1st pic in a swimsuit.

[gozza]

how bout you just upload the pics and send the peeps who want them the link via PM

[eb2fairmont]

If I were you I'd say nothing...

It's their private business, and you don't have the right to pass comment on her working job.

But if you need to have a good flog over it then go for it.

[rodderz]

Get home from work one arvo and have a quick blinder on the stubbies, neck 4 or 5 in succession and you'll have the dutch courage to go over and ask a few polite questions

Just not too drunk otherwise you'll end up running over barging in and asking her to pose on the pool table while you cross check it in the centrefold...lol

[galaxy xr8]

Ha, if only I had your worries mate, gezzz just ask her, it's not hard.

[honer]

Originally Posted by eb2fairmont

If I were you I'd say nothing...

It's their private business, and you don't have the right to pass comment on her working job.

But if you need to have a good flog over it then go for it.

^^^ I concur.

[XRated]

Originally Posted by eb2fairmont

If I were you I'd say nothing...

It's their private business, and you don't have the right to pass comment on her working job.

But if you need to have a good flog over it then go for it.

I wouldn't say displaying yourself nude in a public pornographic magazine is too private :

[phoon]

Everybody has things they did in their past that they would like left there. You should say nothing as she obviously has a family now, and would you like to be responsible for possibly causing havoc within her family, or worse, breaking up a family so you can brag to the mates.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Falcon Coupe]

My blood runs cold......my memory has just been sold, ANGEL is the CENTERFOLD !!!

[XA-Coupe]

Bloody hell, just grow some nuts and go ask her. She knew it was going to be public when she did it.