A Short Rant - Page 2

DivHunter · 14-06-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

right, this is serious now.

I suggest you splice a 240v plug to a network cable. Plug in the power point side and leave the network side unplugged at the back of his/her machine. Remove the existing cable altogether.

Shouldnt take long for them to realise they have no network connection. Then just sit back and enjoy the fireworks. :monkes:

You're an evil evil man hahahahahahaa love it

big_waity · 14-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Now, there is some ingenuity!!! I'm not sure I spelt that propper but gooda inglish neva was my fing!

That truly is a brilliant Idea though. Another good one is, if they have an optical mouse, put a piece of sticky tape over the sensor. You will soon find out how smart they are(arent)

Casper · 14-06-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairmont99

You're an evil evil man hahahahahahaa love it

Nah, if I wanted to be evil I'd suggest doing it to the phone jack.
The computer is just a harmless (well, to the person usually) prank.

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Perana · 14-06-2005, 02:56 PM

LOL nice one shane, a true BOFH :P

Danny · 14-06-2005, 02:56 PM

Sorry havent read the whole thread but I'd like to add that I cant stand the turkish music that pumps from some of those VL turboes on Chapz.

It sounds like Someones in the boot getting a vasectomy without anasthetic while someone else frantically plays a Sitar in the passenger seat....

Hate it! That would **** me off in the morning. Speaking of which, i'm going to get a coffee now.... Stoopid exam study.

Casper · 14-06-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Perana XR8

LOL nice one shane, a true BOFH :P

No, a true BOFH would take out the whole floor for allowing it in the first place.

Something like stringing a piece of cat5 at ankle hight about 3 steps down the fire escape stairs. Then remove the fire escape lighting in that area and hitting the fire alarm.
This is best done in the morning so that all the accident witness paperwork can be filled out intime for lunch and an early knock off! :evilking:

GreenMachine · 14-06-2005, 03:03 PM

/me thinks you guys shouldn't put ideas in to my head, seeing as I'm handing in my notice this week....

Perana · 14-06-2005, 03:04 PM

Lol..

Quasi · 14-06-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

I cant stand the turkish music that pumps from some of those VL turboes on Chapz.

It sounds like Someones in the boot getting a vasectomy without anasthetic while someone else frantically plays a Sitar in the passenger seat....

An absolute corker Danny

Feathers · 14-06-2005, 03:18 PM

Turkish techno is BAD.
Almost as bad as being subjected to the Woolworths theme song every half an hour for 10 hours.
As well as whenever you have to call another store, or an internal helpdesk and get put on hold.
It's gotten SO bad now there is an inflatible hammer in my office to bash anyone who starts singing/humming/mumbling along.

GreenMachine · 14-06-2005, 03:21 PM

I've always wanted an inflatible hammer in my office to bash sense in to clients...

"THE *bash* MAGISTRATE IS *bash* NEVER *bash* GOING TO *bash* GIVE YOU *bash* YOUR LICENCE BACK *bash* EVER!

bindi · 14-06-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Quasi

It's not Bindi, is it?

OY! NO IT'S NOT!

GreenMachine · 14-06-2005, 03:29 PM

Bindi, please, please, please, PLEASE return to your computer and turn down "Love Song of the Atlantic Sperm Whale (featuring Ravi Shankar)" before I have to take matters in to my own hands.

bindi · 14-06-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Sorry havent read the whole thread but I'd like to add that I cant stand the turkish music that pumps from some of those VL turboes on Chapz.

It sounds like Someones in the boot getting a vasectomy without anasthetic while someone else frantically plays a Sitar in the passenger seat....

Hate it! That would **** me off in the morning. Speaking of which, i'm going to get a coffee now.... Stoopid exam study.

Oh Danny that is fkn hilarious, now in my sig as it cracked me up completely

Thanks for the good laugh mate.

bindi · 14-06-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Bindi, please, please, please, PLEASE return to your computer and turn down "Love Song of the Atlantic Sperm Whale (featuring Ravi Shankar)" before I have to take matters in to my own hands.

Ok ok ok if you insist... bugger, you caught me.

Feathers · 14-06-2005, 03:39 PM

I have the best inflatible hammer. It's like 3ft tall, and it squeaks when you bash people!!
My boss (and a lot of other people) think I'm insane!!

deesun · 14-06-2005, 04:13 PM

[/QUOTE]Almost as bad as being subjected to the Woolworths theme song every half an hour for 10 hours.
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And do you get that infernal AJAX spray and wipe jingle? GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

smciner1 · 14-06-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by whiskieboy

actually you should be in a certain office here at Ford and listen to Gay FM geelong. the same songs every day just in a different order..zzzzzzzzzBORING DRIVVLE!

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Thats Noothin (tm)!

I hear people used to change his radio station on his days off. Impressed the crap out of him the next day.

:lookedat:

Feathers · 14-06-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deesun

And do you get that infernal AJAX spray and wipe jingle? GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yep. And those two stupid women who giggle about Homeshop, and being able to "Shop in your slippers" or have a cuppa while they shop, then they giggle at the end.
Makes me wanna bash them over the head with a REAL hammer!!
And the person who decided to program non-stop Delta Goodrem should be subjected to the same fate. :jab:

Danny · 15-06-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Oh Danny that is fkn hilarious, now in my sig as it cracked me up completely

Thanks for the good laugh mate.

YAAAY! Finally there's a "Danny" quote sig floatin round the forums! Glad you liked it bindi hahahahah.

blue fairy · 15-06-2005, 12:51 PM

So the question is Nick.. Did the pain stop? Or did it inspire you to hand in your notice?
:P

mcflux · 15-06-2005, 03:03 PM

Act like that "Anne" character from Little Britain while at work...

"ehh ehh ehhhhhhh!" (while breaking something)

4.9 EF Futura · 15-06-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Bindi, please, please, please, PLEASE return to your computer and turn down "Love Song of the Atlantic Sperm Whale (featuring Ravi Shankar)" before I have to take matters in to my own hands.

Shankar... shankar... groovy.

What a top thread. At my old job we used to refer to the international roast as carpet sweepings... and yeah, always had that errie shimmer as if some mineral based oil had been included.

Oh the joys of the office with a NO MUSIC policy and an espresso machine...

whiskieboy · 15-06-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smciner1

Thats Noothin (tm)!

I hear people used to change his radio station on his days off. Impressed the crap out of him the next day.

:lookedat:

Yea you!!! ya mongrel and I had to listen to him rave on and on and on and you just left the office laughing smugly......oh your a bad man!

GreenMachine · 15-06-2005, 03:58 PM

Sadly, I have not yet handed in my notice. I'm thinking of letting the bastards sack me.

But then again, filling in the 8 hours a day is getting harder and harder.

The music got even worse today. I've been trying to think of something else :P

Paris Hilton · 15-06-2005, 06:18 PM

There is this little invention out these days which lets you enjoy your music, while not annoying other people...they go by the name of headphones...whatever happened to the 10's or Millions of iPods that are getting sold?

(unless it's any form of Trance/Dance/Rave...then you get the biggest speakers you can and crank it. If other people don't like it they can go **** themselves

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LuvinmyEB · 15-06-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Sadly, I have not yet handed in my notice. I'm thinking of letting the bastards sack me.

But then again, filling in the 8 hours a day is getting harder and harder.

The music got even worse today. I've been trying to think of something else :P

Shall I put a compilation of Fear Factory, Sepultura, Pantera, Coal Chamber, Nine Inch Nails and anything else I can find in The Maddestmans CD collection for you?

MrSparkle · 15-06-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

mate of mine used to say "International Roast? Ground up pygmies and dog poo, mate. But the price is right!"

Looking at the cup I made this morning, there's a nasty bluish sheen over the top, as though it's been seasoned with a dollop of GTX2. Hmmm

Ah but have you subjected yourself to the "Caterers Blend"?!?!! That is the version of the stuff that is not even fit for mixing with animal excrement and charcoal, and is sold only to the most evil of companies who wish to disembowel their staff with this blasphemous venom.

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LuvinmyEB · 15-06-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSparkle

Ah but have you subjected yourself to the "Caterers Blend"?!?!! That is the version of the stuff that is not even fit for mixing with animal excrement and charcoal, and is sold only to the most evil of companies who wish to disembowel their staff with this blasphemous venom.

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So it's ok for Microsoft employees? :nutsycuck

smciner1 · 15-06-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSparkle

Ah but have you subjected yourself to the "Caterers Blend"?!?!! That is the version of the stuff that is not even fit for mixing with animal excrement and charcoal, and is sold only to the most evil of companies who wish to disembowel their staff with this blasphemous venom.

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I wasn't going to mention the Caterers Blend (tm).....

/me goes back to work to make himself a nice cup of Nescafe Blend 43 (tm).......

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