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28-05-2005, 09:46 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a youth she's content to leave behind.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a set of screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honoured.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW. ..how to fall in love without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ..how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship... and how to change a tyre!!!!!!! EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...when to try harder... and when to walk away. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...what she would and wouldn't do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ..how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ...where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table.. or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she can and can't accomplish in a day.. a month...and a year... |
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28-05-2005, 11:17 PM
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Peter Car
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Every woman should have the right to remain silent. LOL.
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28-05-2005, 11:20 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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^ Ouch!
Women, can;'t live with em, cant live without em.
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29-05-2005, 08:23 AM
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Beaver fever
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and then typically the males comments come out of box when something like that is shown.
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29-05-2005, 10:37 AM
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29-05-2005, 10:47 AM
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Beaver fever
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yes well there is a reason for that and no its not that females talk more.
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29-05-2005, 10:50 AM
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www.madel.com.au
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very well written MotherNature :newangel:
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29-05-2005, 11:07 AM
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454 Power
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c'mon guy's, lets compile the list of guys needs....
I'll start :- EVERY GUY SHOULD HAVE a little black book alcohol in the household at all times for unplanned celebrations owned a big block car at some stage in their life someone to do his laundry
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29-05-2005, 11:32 AM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Oh you guys are just asking for it.
 : Lisa I love it. I think we should have the screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra all in the same room for some guys, there again they may enjoy it.  :
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29-05-2005, 12:43 PM
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Hello
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Every woman should have a man who understands everything that Lisa posted above!
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29-05-2005, 02:29 PM
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Beaver fever
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Oh So true XRchic, pity they cant..
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29-05-2005, 04:07 PM
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29-05-2005, 04:28 PM
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29-05-2005, 04:59 PM
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29-05-2005, 05:37 PM
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Hello
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29-05-2005, 05:42 PM
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Every Woman Should Have A Tea Towel And A Mop Handy At Call. And A Stubbie Top Opener.
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29-05-2005, 07:08 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Every woman needs a man who has a nine inch tongue and can breathe through his ears...
And also it should be standard issue to every woman to have a WIFE to do everything for her, like men do.
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29-05-2005, 07:14 PM
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29-05-2005, 07:17 PM
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29-05-2005, 07:20 PM
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29-05-2005, 07:33 PM
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That got me in mother nature....very nice. Ps I think a nice woman deserves a great big hug!!!1
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Stingray Car Security ph 0414445444 Single din radio fascias for fg to fgx fords Australia wide . FG 1 2 and 3 gauge holder in stock now! https://stingraycar.com.au/shop/ Site Sponsor See Sponsor Stingray Car Security 😍👌✌ AU wagon 6 14.241@96.75 1/4 mile sold.Octane fg xr6 turbo!! 12.312 112.21 mph home tune f6 injectors gone ..now in nitro fgxr6t ready to go again
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29-05-2005, 07:36 PM
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I am a Princess!!!
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Every Woman should have...
An endless supply of AA Batteries.... :
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29-05-2005, 07:38 PM
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Stingray Car Security ph 0414445444 Single din radio fascias for fg to fgx fords Australia wide . FG 1 2 and 3 gauge holder in stock now! https://stingraycar.com.au/shop/ Site Sponsor See Sponsor Stingray Car Security 😍👌✌ AU wagon 6 14.241@96.75 1/4 mile sold.Octane fg xr6 turbo!! 12.312 112.21 mph home tune f6 injectors gone ..now in nitro fgxr6t ready to go again
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 SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
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Cuban... nothing like it
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I am a Princess!!!
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Dont assume anything feathers....
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Things Every Woman Should Have
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