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Old 28-05-2005, 09:46 PM   #1
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE


...one old love

she can imagine

going back to..

and one who reminds

her how far she has come...



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...enough money within her

control to move out and

rent a place of her own

even if she never wants

to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



..something perfect to wear if

the employer or date of her dreams

wants to see her in an hour...



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



..a youth she's content

to leave behind..



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...a past juicy enough that

she's looking forward to

retelling it in her old age...



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...a set of screwdrivers,

cordless drill, and a black

lace bra...



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



..one friend who always makes

her laugh... and one who lets

her cry...



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...a good piece of furniture

not previously owned by anyone

else in her family..



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...eight matching plates, wine

glasses with stems, and a recipe

for a meal that will make her

guests feel honoured..



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE



...a feeling of control over

her destiny...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.



..how to fall in love without

losing herself...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



..how to quit a job,

break up with a lover,

and confront a friend

without ruining the friendship...

and how to change a tyre!!!!!!!



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...when to try harder... and

when to walk away.



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...that she can't change the

length of her calves, the width

of her hips, or the nature of her

parents...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...that her childhood may not

have been perfect...but its

over...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...what she would and wouldn't

do for love or more...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



..how to live alone... even if

she doesn't like it...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...whom she can trust,

whom she can't,

and why she shouldn't

take it personally...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...



...where to go...

be it to her best friend's kitchen table..

or a charming inn in the woods...

when her soul needs soothing...



EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...


what she can and can't

accomplish in a day..
a month...and a year...
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Old 28-05-2005, 11:17 PM   #2
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Every woman should have the right to remain silent. LOL. ing_sm
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Old 28-05-2005, 11:20 PM   #3
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^ Ouch!

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Old 29-05-2005, 08:23 AM   #4
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and then typically the males comments come out of box when something like that is shown.
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Old 29-05-2005, 10:37 AM   #5
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and then typically the males comments come out of box when something like that is shown.
Lucky they got a word in !!!
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Old 29-05-2005, 10:47 AM   #6
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yes well there is a reason for that and no its not that females talk more.
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Old 29-05-2005, 11:07 AM   #7
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c'mon guy's, lets compile the list of guys needs....

I'll start :-

EVERY GUY SHOULD HAVE

a little black book
alcohol in the household at all times for unplanned celebrations
owned a big block car at some stage in their life
someone to do his laundry
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Old 29-05-2005, 11:32 AM   #8
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Oh you guys are just asking for it. :

Lisa I love it.

I think we should have the screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra all in the same room for some guys, there again they may enjoy it. :
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Old 29-05-2005, 12:43 PM   #9
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Every woman should have a man who understands everything that Lisa posted above!
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Old 29-05-2005, 10:50 AM   #10
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very well written MotherNature :newangel:
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Old 29-05-2005, 02:29 PM   #11
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Oh So true XRchic, pity they cant..
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Old 29-05-2005, 05:37 PM   #12
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Oh So true XRchic, pity they cant..
Actually Mrs Casper, to be honest, I cant really complain about my fella! Sorry girls, but Eamon is pretty good
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Old 31-05-2005, 08:18 PM   #13
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Old 29-05-2005, 04:07 PM   #14
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A MUTE BUTTON.


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Old 29-05-2005, 04:28 PM   #15
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Old 29-05-2005, 04:59 PM   #16
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I would've said Ctrl-Alt-Del but hey your thinking in the right directions. :thebirds:
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Old 30-05-2005, 12:02 AM   #17
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hahhhahahha.

Should have an apron, pots and pans, and a cooking book just to add some more insult :P
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Old 01-06-2005, 03:48 PM   #18
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well i tried that with the tv remote when i was trying to watch the v8s and enjoy a :baby bott .

Didnt go well when the gf worked out i was trying to mute her lol :sm_headba
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Old 29-05-2005, 05:42 PM   #19
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Every Woman Should Have A Tea Towel And A Mop Handy At Call. And A Stubbie Top Opener.
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:08 PM   #20
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Every woman needs a man who has a nine inch tongue and can breathe through his ears...

And also it should be standard issue to every woman to have a WIFE to do everything for her, like men do.
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Sorry, I'm not cutting 2 inches off my tongue for ANYONE! :
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:20 PM   #23
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......And also it should be standard issue to every woman to have a WIFE to do everything for her, like men do.
This would involve something with straps and you'd make a fortune from the videos.
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:33 PM   #24
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That got me in mother nature....very nice. Ps I think a nice woman deserves a great big hug!!!1 :
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:36 PM   #25
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Every Woman should have...

An endless supply of AA Batteries.... :
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This would involve something with staps and you'd make a fortune from the videos.
Did I ask for every freak and weirdo on this forum to make a sleazy comment?! :
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Did I ask for every freak and weirdo on this forum to make a sleazy comment?! :
well your comments about 9" tongues helped set the thread to a new low, so what the hell.
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You tell them Bindi!

These are the same people I have to deal with daily!

No wonder I am going crazy!
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