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Here are some that may help this along

- In order to get a lona, you must first prove you don't need it
- The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath the the exact centre.

- The other lane always moves faster
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
- If everything seems to going well, you have obvioulsy overlooked something.
- Every solution breeds new problems