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Cinderella
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter, something or other..." https://www.f4g.net/vb/images/smilie...hterpurple.gif |
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haha, very good
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Sorry i really don't get that one right now :\ does the name peter have anything to do with it or is that just because its random, if its no.2 i get it, if not i don't :\
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Pumpkin Furburger :nosh: :yummy:
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:evil_laug :Whatever_ :lol: :yelrotflm
Thats funny. |
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nice joke, i think i might send it to a few people |
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yes now i get it and its hilarious, thanks :wavey: |
LOL... just needed a bit of a push in the right direction eh..
Very funny, just what i needed after work. |
Excellent, decent jokes are few and far between.
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roflmao! mmmmmm pumpkin panties?????
guess you have to aquire the taste for it huh????? :P |
That's a good one hahaha
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What did he do with the seeds lol
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Im not sure what was funnier the joke or FordFan86's reply!!!
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No my child hood was ok, always out in the bush or something like that :P and i have heard of the poem before it just didn't click the first time i read it :sulkoff: :1syellow1
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Bwahahaha that's a gooden and I love pumpkin hehehe
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