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Old 28-01-2009, 04:30 PM   #1
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Smile What do people talk about on car forums?

This was sent to me today.....If it's a repost mods, wipe it please.


Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? '

BMW 3 Series forums...'Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.'

VW Beetle forum...'The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)'

Yugo Forum...'When's the last time yours ran?'

Lamborghini forum...'Wind noise around 210MPH'

Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'

Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '

Daimler forum...'Where to get a service on my Rolex?'

Toyota Camry Forum....'Problems parallel parking at Gala bingo.'

Range Rover Forum...'Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?'

Delorean forum...'Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. '

Honda Accord forum...'Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.'

Toyota Yaris forum...'Do our cars use AAA's or AA's?'

Ferrari forums...'Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.'

Porsche forums...'Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?'

Mini forum...'Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)'

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Chevy pickup forum...'How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? '

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Volvo forum....'What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.'

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Jaguar forum...'Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car?? '

Alfa Romeo forum...'Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins?? '

Porche Cayene forum...'Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket?

Hyundai Forum: Why do people wave their "winke" finger at me, now I have lowered the excel and put on mags with a sports muffler.

Holden Camira Forum: Has anyone else out there managed to rebuild their motors in less than Four hours. I have, after the 10th time.

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Old 28-01-2009, 04:34 PM   #2
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Old 28-01-2009, 04:36 PM   #3
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Nice though
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Old 28-01-2009, 04:39 PM   #4
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Old 28-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #5
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Leave it on I say. I got a laugh and others will to. Wasn't going to search for it. Old news is new news to those who never heard it.

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Old 28-01-2009, 04:57 PM   #6
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Holden commodore VN forum - are we all fully sick yet?
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Old 28-01-2009, 04:59 PM   #7
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Old 28-01-2009, 05:01 PM   #8
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Old 28-01-2009, 05:08 PM   #9
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Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ??

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Old 28-01-2009, 05:15 PM   #10
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It's in a club forum, should have been in here anyway.

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Old 28-01-2009, 05:23 PM   #11
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Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in fuel.'

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Old 28-01-2009, 05:45 PM   #12
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Might be old to some, but I've never seen it before, and others are probably the same. Good stuff I have to say!
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Old 28-01-2009, 05:48 PM   #13
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Old 28-01-2009, 05:53 PM   #14
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Old 28-01-2009, 07:11 PM   #15
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Have adjusted my seat to comfy position, now can't reach wheel or see over dash! If I remove both hoodie and cap, view improves but still cant reach. How can I make the steering wheel closer as I am sure others have had this problem?????


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Old 28-01-2009, 07:14 PM   #16
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Old 28-01-2009, 07:24 PM   #18
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Old 28-01-2009, 07:28 PM   #19
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BA XR6 forums- how do I get a manual for one and how much it cost? How do I go about turbsing my engine. How much it cost?
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