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Old 11-10-2005, 07:52 PM   #1
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Default Joke - if it's a repost, shoot me lol!

Dear White King Company,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now I am in my forties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my brand new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck..

One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid White King bleach. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, they came out so well, the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Now I must go. I have to write a letter to the Glad garbage bag people.

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Old 11-10-2005, 07:56 PM   #2
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I know i've read it before on these forums, but i cbf searching.. I'll just shoot you anyway.
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:57 PM   #3
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haha... good one bindi!!! 'bout time us gals got one back on the blokes (now only 2190 more to go)
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:59 PM   #4
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I know i've read it before on these forums, but i cbf searching.. I'll just shoot you anyway.
LOL I get so sick of hearing Repost... so what if it is, deal with it. You get a second laugh ffs.
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:01 PM   #5
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How about i just shoot you and get a third laugh? ;)
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:12 PM   #6
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:15 PM   #7
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How about i just shoot you and get a third laugh? ;)
Do you want a spanking young man?! Smart ****...
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:20 PM   #8
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:24 PM   #9
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I might take you up on that Bindi! : Do you also do floggins, and how much is one :
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:14 PM   #11
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come on guys, don't feed the wildlife it only encourages them.....
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:15 PM   #12
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Hehe, hadn't heard that one. Who cares if it's a repost.
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Old 12-10-2005, 07:22 PM   #13
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Thats why the gov should subsidise the sale of Roundup and STIHL Chainsaws. Vegetation takes up valuable landfill space.
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Old 12-10-2005, 07:59 PM   #14
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Good one Bindi!

Guess I'll have to ask the wife about the Gun club membership renewal
and the saw sharpening invoices....

Better look in the laundry while I'm at it!!!

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Old 12-10-2005, 09:05 PM   #15
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