How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

**Charliewool** · 09-12-2005, 10:48 AM

1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars see if they slow down.

2)Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3)Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

5)Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6)In the memo field of all your cheque butts, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".

7)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8)Dont use any punctuation

9)As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10)Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11)Specify that your drive-through order is "take away."

12)Sing along at the opera.

13)Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14)Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15)Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16)Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17)When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

18)When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19)Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...

20)Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

MO · 09-12-2005, 10:57 PM

Lol...

TuMor · 10-12-2005, 03:41 AM

11)Specify that your drive-through order is "take away."

Looks like in going to hj's tomorrow! (burgerking for the eastsiders)

professorsabre · 11-12-2005, 12:00 AM

1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars see if they slow down.

lol what a ripper!

fiery · 11-12-2005, 02:23 PM

They are all good... most sounded like so much fun to try

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Casper · 11-12-2005, 02:29 PM

4)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

7)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

These 2 will be done on Tuesday when I'm back in the office. Strangely, I doubt anyone will be suprised.

snortycorty · 20-12-2005, 04:00 PM

lol absolute classics.

When I ring up dad of late there has been no "hello" when he answers, only a straight up "do u want fries that?"...

Drives ya nuts after awhile!

Thunder · 20-12-2005, 04:10 PM

.....cont

Number 21) When someone asks you ..."can i ask you a question?"....you reply with ..."you just did"

Number 22) When they then say ...."no , i mean can i ask you another question?" you reply with ..."you just have".... :hihi:

mustang · 20-12-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by charliewool

1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars see if they slow down.

23) as a car approaches flash ur lights and after they have gone past look in the mirror to see if they hit the brakes

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Thunder · 20-12-2005, 07:25 PM

24) stand at a traffic light intersection at night with a SLR camera flash and watch people reactions.

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mustang · 20-12-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Thunder

24) stand at a traffic light intersection at night with a SLR camera flash and watch people reactions.

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my brother did something similar to that but he did it as he was leaving the tsunami appeal cricket match last year, makin the flash go off.....u should of seen ppls faces

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