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Old 04-01-2005, 07:45 PM   #1
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A mate just sent me this. I thought it was quite good.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mechanic.mp3
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:40 PM   #2
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shifted to the bar ;)
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:20 PM   #3
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ahahah funny shit
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:18 PM   #4
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shifted to the bar ;)
Ah, my mistake. Sorry, won't happen again.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:19 PM   #5
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That can't be real.....

No one is that stupid
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:22 PM   #6
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Ah, my mistake. Sorry, won't happen again.
no problems! it does get a bit confusing sometimes...easy mistake
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:23 PM   #7
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headlight fluid...what an air head.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:25 PM   #8
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headlight fluid...what an air head.
I'm tipping there is Muffler Bearings involved too.

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Old 05-01-2005, 02:08 AM   #9
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but she needed two transmissions for that kind of car...
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:21 AM   #10
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and a new OIL cap cos it reads 710??? ;)
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:24 AM   #11
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Perhaps something wrong with the corkenator as well.
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Old 05-01-2005, 09:32 AM   #12
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Is there something wrong with my download, or is that not the complete file? I heard this a couple of years ago but it went for quite a bit longer. He told her that her transmission had fallen out, but it wasn't a problem as long as she didn't use reverse too often.
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Old 05-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #13
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Hahahaha!
"Your transmission is gone"
"Ummm, don't you kinda need that?"
"Well it improves gas mileage, yer"

Priceless!!! LMAO!
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Old 05-01-2005, 10:16 AM   #14
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Geez I wonder where you get that halogen fluid from?
My head light fluid hasn't been changed since they rotated my wheel nuts and changed the air in my tyres!
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:46 PM   #15
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$70 instillation for ciggy lighter!!?

errr yeah... :tosser1:
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