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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2006
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Some funny stuff here
In typical Clarkson style, summing up the BMW 120D Sport ..... "I have been accused, in recent years, of having it in for BMW, and that’s why I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap" http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/dri...greatest_hits/ |
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
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My favourite Clarkson line is "America - 500 million w@#kers living in a country with no word for w@#ker".
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Bear with a sore head
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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If Clarkson wasn't a Top Gear presenter he'd be a stand up comedian. He is that funny.
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ORSM Ford Cruiser
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Shepparton, Mexico
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"The G-Wiz. I have often mocked this little car for being slow, ugly, unsafe and hypocritical. But I have never driven one . . . until now"
"The price of having a car that feels like German granite is that on the motorway it sounds like a German prison guard. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Off the motorway it feels French again. There’s a looseness to the controls that you just won’t find in, say, a VW Polo or even a Ford Fiesta. The gearbox feels more baggy than a sack of bubble wrap and the steering’s all wobbly. It’s weird, gazing out over a Teutonic view and then finding the undersides are not hard at all. It’s like one of those liqueur chocolates. You gird your jaw to tackle the outer shell and then find the soft centre has dribbled all down your shirt" haha killer Cheerz, Last edited by WH!TEY est:1991; 05-11-2008 at 05:28 PM. |
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Shame Holden, Shame
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sanitarium
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Haha check out my signature!
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CeeeeeTown.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Utah
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I love Top Gear, and I think Jeremy Clarkson is a classic. I love his humor. But I think many others don't get his humor. Other fans of the show will base their opinions on a car on his review, and take it seriously. If he says its crap, they will say it's crap too.... I often read "Jeremy Clarkson said (this or that), so therefore my opinion is (this)..." He's always bagged the American muscle cars and said they were just not up to the Euro stuff, and he is right when it comes to refinement. But which cars put the biggest smiles on his face? The Monaro and Commodore, the Ford GT which he owns. Just gotta read between the lines with him. Critics of the show also take it seriously, but get offended or think it's too juvenile. They complain that it's not politically correct. (And I think that makes him want to be even less politically correct). You just can't take the show too seriously, cos i don't think he takes it seriously.
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Watts a panhard.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 929
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He definitely loves vintage American muscle cars.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,053
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Clarkson on the Perodua Kelisa 1.0 GXi
"This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world" "It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim" "Also its name sounds like a disease." ![]() More Clarkson "reviews" here.... http://www.autospies.com/news/2-BMWs...st-Cars-15823/ |
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Parts bin special
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Narre Warren, Vic
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chevypower, Jeremy got rid of the Ford GT. He had nothing but trouble with the security system, and he once said that he never completed one full journey in it! He replaced it with a Gallardo convertible.
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BA Wagon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Sydney
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Reviewing a Smart Car
"I was timing how long it would take to get from 0 - 100 but after 13 seconds i just got bored."
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So what you are asking is if you have an automatic licence even if it is upgraded to manual automatically can it be upgraded manually by sitting for a manual test and if passed the automatic licence is automatically upgraded but if failed is the automaic licence automatically failed as well and do you have to read the road safety manual to sit for the manual upgrade or does the automatic licence test of the road safety manual automatically cover the manual test as well? |
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Fiat POWAAH!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Western Australia
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Coast
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did anybody hear charly cox call the stig "steve" last night during the porsche lap??
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I don't often hear the sound of a screaming LSX. But when I do, So do the neighbours.. GO SOUTHS
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: WA
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Thought I was hearing things! Who is Steve. And Didn't that porsche have some mumbo....
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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dunno which steve it is, but im shure i heard it.
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I don't often hear the sound of a screaming LSX. But when I do, So do the neighbours.. GO SOUTHS
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