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21-01-2005, 10:01 AM
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Abuser of Charvels
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: ACT
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A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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21-01-2005, 12:37 PM
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heard it before, not my cup of tea... or it could be jsut that its early morning :s
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21-01-2005, 12:52 PM
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lol nice one
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21-01-2005, 01:47 PM
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Burnin Rubber
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bawahahahahahaha
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21-01-2005, 02:34 PM
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LmAo.. funny as
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22-01-2005, 07:55 PM
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22-01-2005, 07:56 PM
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Oh yeh, cool joke btw lol. heard it before tho.
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23-01-2005, 07:34 PM
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Giddy up.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Havn't heard that one, LOL.
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23-01-2005, 10:20 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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roflmfao!!!!! looks like someone doesnt shave lol
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23-01-2005, 10:36 PM
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bring it on
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HAHA haven't heard that one before but it is good.
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24-01-2005, 12:06 AM
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LOL Nice One !!
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