Conspiracy for sale.. and a 98 Commodore

4.9 EF Futura · 19-09-2006, 04:25 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/car-trailer-h...QQcmdZViewItem

I'm assuming ebay will pull this one, so here's the description for any latecomers. All for the bargain price of $6 million.

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One car, two box trailers and the entire content of 3 storage units in Australia, one in ACT two in SA (except for family photos)

Storage units contain 95% of my families possessions and all our household furniture including a soft leather lounge suite, numerous appliances and a goo assortment of woodwork electric tools some never used & still in original boxes, all new since 2000, have been in storage since 2004, a couple of suitcases and boxes of official documents enough to bankrupt directors of Allen & Unwin Pty Limited since 1989 and cause criminal charges to be laid against several hundred Australian Officials under Australian law, including at least 250 police, journalists, court judges, medical professionals, public servants and sitting members of parliament past and present.

The Car is a Holden VT Calais V6 Auto 1998 model. It has been used as our sleeping quarters since April 2006, it is extensively sign written with vynal reflective lettering and in itself displays enough evidence to aid the criminal conviction of the aforementioned, and proof conclusive that in Australia there is no values of decency, honesty and fair play.

The box trailers one is in storage the other has been attached to the Holden since April 2006 and has been the home for our dog and cat since then, it is also extensively sign written, but mostly hand painted lettering, and contains more evidential material to aid the criminal conviction of the aforementioned.

The computers contain on their hard disks files generated by me and sent to government officials, and photographic evidence that Bass Hill NSW police falsified evidence to conceal murders probably committed by police themselves relating to the claimed murder of seven (7) persons at the Milperra Massacre on September 2nd 1984, the files include complaints that since 1989 police and Allen & Unwin Pty Ltd claim that a photo of me was the visual description of the only deceased female, and contain a photo of what is a striking resemblance of (NSW) Pam Allan MP which appeared on the cover of a Sydney newspaper as the first photo of the same claimed deceased female in 1984.

Exclusive Story means the truth of the events that unfolded in my life since at least 1989 that set the turn of events that if exposed has the potential destroy the present undemocratic and extensively corrupt structure of governance in Australia.

Will take cash but prefer to exchange for full ownership of a fully furnished home in USA near to a Science & Math specialist University (for my son) but not in a tornado area (I've had enough of Oz) a registered car in same area, one way tickets to USA for myself and up to five of my children and their partners, and my dog and cat, and immediate schedule of operation involving a neurologist and ENT and specialists in electromagnetic stimulation of the central nervous system including pulse generators and connecting tubes at least through the throat, to remove these devices inserted in me without my prior knowledge since about 1997 that since an attack in November 2005 now cause extensive vibrations in my abdomen up to my brain and down to my feet, with the secondary conditions not limited to persistent localised infection in the ears and throat, thickening of the nails and loss of hair. All of which Australian medical professionals "don't have time for".

GreenMachine · 19-09-2006, 04:28 PM

I like this guy... But admit it: You found this whilst searching for "VT Calais"

4.9 EF Futura · 19-09-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

I like this guy... But admit it: You found this whilst searching for "VT Calais"

Amazing, nick! lol

There i was searching for "Evidence against Allen and Unwin Pty Ltd and VT Commodore"...

This listing jumped right off the page ;)

Twisted · 19-09-2006, 04:29 PM

What the crap? Is that for real or what?

Allen · 19-09-2006, 04:31 PM

Anyone with the ebay user name "australiasux" is sure to be a trusted ebayer...

Doesn't ebay even review things for sale before allowing them to be hosted?
This guy is a tiny but paraniod

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Lukeyson · 19-09-2006, 04:32 PM

haha what a douche.
Hes either a major dreamer *i suspect this*, or he knows a hell of a lot, and will end up dead soon.

RavenLS1 · 19-09-2006, 04:38 PM

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and immediate schedule of operation involving a neurologist and ENT and specialists in electromagnetic stimulation of the central nervous system including pulse generators and connecting tubes at least through the throat, to remove these devices inserted in me without my prior knowledge since about 1997 that since an attack in November 2005 now cause extensive vibrations in my abdomen up to my brain and down to my feet, with the secondary conditions not limited to persistent localised infection in the ears and throat, thickening of the nails and loss of hair.

NICE!

qwigybo · 19-09-2006, 04:47 PM

this guy/girl is a complete nutter
"they abduted me and performed anal probing"

Psycho Chicken · 19-09-2006, 04:59 PM

I'll trade for one tin foil hat. Sounds fair.

MITCHAY · 19-09-2006, 05:03 PM

They obviously don't know you're not meant to drink the bong water.

pennybrain · 19-09-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MITCHAY

They obviously don't know you're not meant to drink the bong water.

Hahha.
What a nutter this person must be.
Someone should bid on it. And then tell them that they will pay cash in hand.

Psycho Chicken · 19-09-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pennybrain

Hahha.
What a nutter this person must be.
Someone should bid on it. And then tell them that they will pay cash in hand.

And rock up in a black suit with dark sunglasses and an ear piece?

4.9 EF Futura · 19-09-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

I'll trade for one tin foil hat. Sounds fair.

Lol... so you wouldnt give up your house in the US (outside tornado alley of course) thats close to the local science college, your car, international flights for up to 12 people and $30k worth of nuerosurgery for a commodore and three storage containers of trash?

LukeyBAXR6 · 19-09-2006, 05:57 PM

I'm shocked.. why hasn't anyone bought it yet? :P

Miss_XR6 · 19-09-2006, 05:04 PM

what a tosser is this person for real

jimt3te50 · 19-09-2006, 05:06 PM

LOL

The 6 Million Dollar Idiot......

RG · 19-09-2006, 05:12 PM

This is what happens when we shut down nearly all of our mental institutions, poor sod.

xr8-200 · 19-09-2006, 05:18 PM

more evidence linking insanity to commodore ownership.

RG · 19-09-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xr8-200

more evidence linking insanity to commodore ownership.

Nice

Feathers · 19-09-2006, 06:12 PM

This guy would be a perfect match for the woman at work today who has written all over the back of her shirt and shopping bag, something about "Criminal hypnotists" and "as seen on Today Tonight".

She started ranting when we asked to check her bags.

I hope the listing is a joke.

4.9 EF Futura · 19-09-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

I hope the listing is a joke.

Apparently not... someone tells me this particualr lady has been seen around Australian bike forums sprouting this story...

Ive ascertained that Allen and Unwin is some sort of publishing house... maybe a vexatious, unsuccessful person that tried to sell them a story??

Psycho Chicken · 19-09-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 4.9 EF Futura

Ive ascertained that Allen and Unwin is some sort of publishing house... maybe a vexatious, unsuccessful person that tried to sell them a story??

A story about the greys and freemasons most likely! How they're linked to the Bandidos I'll never know

Holbrookau · 19-09-2006, 07:19 PM

Utter nutjob.. http://www.australiasux.com/

R0BD0G · 19-09-2006, 07:37 PM

and i ask myself.....WTF

FordFan86 · 19-09-2006, 07:44 PM

Item location: Christies Beach North, South Australia, Australia
LMFAO!
I see this car almost every fortnight, it's a pearler.

starkersEB · 25-09-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FordFan86

Item location: Christies Beach North, South Australia, Australia
LMFAO!
I see this car almost every fortnight, it's a pearler.

Yeah i see it arround the aberfoyle park all the time it has some fathersday1989.com or something like that all over it i just see it and think soomeone is a couple of beers short of a slab!!

LUXO_8 · 19-09-2006, 07:45 PM

i want to know how a nutter like that can actually afford to own a VT commo???LOL

ON_DUBS · 19-09-2006, 08:03 PM

offer them a paper clip which they can then trade for the US home

rushing on acid · 19-09-2006, 09:00 PM

if you look in sellers other items he has another add for it for 6 million u.s and at the bottom of the add he put

Exchange to take place on live to air PRIME time Australian National and International Television. Buyer to pay all costs, ie: collection and transfer and Ebay fees

R0BD0G · 19-09-2006, 10:28 PM

it been removed now