Covid 19 -

[russellw]

Australia had 18 new cases, no deaths and both CMR (1.403%) and active cases (10.7%) showed improvement.

NZ had 1 new case and no deaths so both CMR (1.409%) and active cases (9.1%) improved.

The UK had 4,649 new cases and 629 deaths and while the CMR improved slightly to 14.781%, active cases rose to 85.0%.

The USA had just under 30k new cases and just over 2k deaths so the CMR rose to 5.951% and active cases remained steady at 77.2%.

Globally, total confirmed cases surpassed 4M and Russia continues to have more than 10k new cases per day.

[russellw]

Queensland
A phased return for schools with Kindergarten, Prep & Years 1, 11, 12 returning on 11th May and Years 2–10 on the 25th May.

Stage I – 15th May
Gatherings in homes (max 5 visitors allowed from separate households)
Gatherings of up to 10 people: outdoor, non-contact activity, personal training, pools (indoor and outdoor), public spaces, parks, playground equipment, skate parks and outdoor gyms, libraries, weddings, hiking and other recreational activities in national and state parks, places of worship and religious ceremonies.
Funerals (max 20 indoors or 30 outdoors)
Recreational travel (max 150 km within your region for day trips)
10 people permitted at any one time for: dining in restaurants, cafés, pubs, registered and licensed clubs, RSL clubs and hotels (no bars or gaming); open homes and auctions; beauty therapy and nail salons.

Outback Zone ONLY
Dining in: restaurants, cafés, pubs, registered & licensed clubs, RSL clubs and hotels (max 20) for locals only – no bars or gaming. Recreational travel (500 km within the outback in the outback).

Stage II – 12th June
Gatherings of up to 20 people: homes; public spaces and lagoons; non-contact indoor and outdoor community sport; personal training, gyms, health clubs and yoga studios; pools (indoor and outdoor); community sports clubs; museums, art galleries and historic sites; weddings; parks, playground equipment, skate parks and outdoor gyms; libraries; hiking, camping and other recreational activities in national and state parks; places of worship and religious ceremonies.
Funerals (max 50)
Recreational travel, camping and accommodation, including caravan parks (max 250 km within your region).
20 people permitted at any one time for: dining in restaurants, cafés, pubs, registered & licensed clubs, RSL clubs, hotels and casinos (no bars or gaming); indoor cinemas; open homes & auctions; outdoor amusement parks, tourism experiences, zoos & arcades; concert venues, theatres, arenas, auditoriums & stadiums; beauty therapy, nail salons and spas.
School holidays – drive holiday in your region including tourism accommodation.

Outback Zone ONLY
Dining in: restaurants, cafés, pubs, registered & licensed clubs, RSL clubs & hotels (max 50) for locals only (no bars or gaming). Recreational travel (within the outback in the outback).

Stage III – 10th July (subject to change)
Interstate travel will be permitted.
A maximum of 100 people will be permitted for: gatherings in public spaces and homes; dining in: restaurants, cafés, pubs, registered & licensed clubs, RSL clubs, food courts & hotels; indoor cinemas, places of worship & religious ceremonies; museums, art galleries & historic sites; pools & community sports clubs; community sport; gyms, health clubs & yoga studios; outdoor amusement parks, zoos & arcades; concert venues, theatres, arenas, auditoriums & stadiums; weddings; funerals; saunas & bathhouses; open homes & auctions; casinos, gaming & gambling venues; pubs, registered & licensed clubs, RSL clubs & hotels, nightclubs; beauty therapy, tanning, nail salons & spas, tattoo parlours & non-therapeutic massage parlours; libraries; hiking, camping & other recreational activities in national & state parks.

South Australia

Stage I – 11th May
Regional travel allowed.
Gatherings of 10 people permitted: Uni /TAFE face-to-face tutorials; Outdoor dining for restaurants & cafes; Community, youth & RSL halls; Auctions & inspections; Local government libraries; Sport training (outdoor only); Worship, weddings & ceremonies; Pools (limits apply); Campgrounds & Caravan parks; libraries.
Funerals (20 indoor / 30 outdoor max)

Stage II – 8th June
Gatherings of up to 20 people permitted: Cinemas / theatres; Seated dining; Galleries & museums; Beauty, nails, tattoo, massage (non-therapeutic); Driving instruction lessons; Gyms and indoor fitness.
Funerals (50 max).[/B]
Sport transition to competition without spectators, including indoor.
Border restrictions remain in place for both Stages and further easing of restrictions has not been announced yet.

Australian Capital Territory
From midnight 8th May:
All indoor and outdoor gatherings can have a maximum of 10 people (including children). This includes gatherings at a person’s home, which can be a maximum of 10 people.
Weddings can have up to 10 people attend, excluding those conducting the ceremony.
Indoor funerals can have up to 20 people attend, excluding those conducting the service, OR outdoor funerals can have up to 30 people attend, excluding those conducting the service.
Religious ceremonies & places of worship can have up to 10 people attend, excluding those conducting the service.
Outdoor boot camps & personal fitness training (non-contact) can be held with a maximum of 10 people and no sharing of equipment.
Real estate open houses & auctions can proceed with a maximum of 10 people.
Public schools will return to on-campus learning in stages over the coming four weeks from Monday 18 May (week three of term 2) to Tuesday 2 June (week 6 of term 2).

Tasmania
from 11th May:

Funerals – increase from 10 to 20 attendees.
Aged care visits - one visit per week & no more than two visitors.
National parks & reserves - open to residents for exercise within 30km of their home.
TasTAFE campuses & training facilities open for invited small groups of students only attending practical learning and assessment sessions

Stage IA – 18th May
Gatherings increase to 10 people (except households, which are capped at 5 people) for indoor and outdoor, including real estate, small religious gatherings & weddings. Funerals can extend to 30 people outdoors.
Restaurants & cafes in all settings to open & seat up to 10 people at a time. Seated table service only with physical distancing.
Border controls remain in place except domestic travelling Tasmanian residents can quarantine in their principal residence if it is suitable. International arrival arrangements remain in place.
Community & local government facilities & libraries allowed to open for up to 10 people.
Park exercise equipment & playgrounds, pools & boot camps open for up to 10 people.

Stage IB – 25th May
Kindergarten to Year 6 students return to learning at school. Year 11 & 12 students at extension schools & colleges return to learning at school.
Aged care visits - restriction of two visitors, once a day.

Stage 1c 9th June
High school students from years 7 to 10 students return to learning at school.

Stage II 15th June
Gatherings increase to 20 people at a time for indoor & outdoor, including restaurants/cafes, cinemas, museums, galleries, theatres, performance venues, historic sites, religious gatherings and weddings.
Funerals up to 50 people.
Accommodation, unlimited.
Camping, overnight boating & shacks open with up to 20 people.
Open homes & auctions can resume with 20 people.
Border controls remain in place.
Gyms & boot camps for up to 20 people.
Beauty services (including tattoo, nails, waxing, facials & tanning) for up to 20 people.
Park exercise equipment & playgrounds open for up to 20 people.
Outdoor community sport to resume, with up to 20 athletes/personnel
Indoor sport and recreation, including pools with up to 20 people.

Stage III 13th July (subject to change)
Gatherings: 50 – 100 (indoor/outdoor) with the maximum allowable number to be determined.
Aged care homes allowed 5 visitors & multiple visits
Border controls remain in place.
Markets to open, subject to Public Health advice.
Food courts & food vans at markets may open.
Spas & bathhouses to reopen.
Day trips & camping for school groups allowed.
Outdoor community sport to resume, with numbers to be guided by Public Health.
Indoor sport & recreation including pools with numbers to be guided by Public Health
Consider opening bars, night clubs & casinos/gaming.

Northern Territory
Stage II 15th May
Activities below must be undertaken in less than two hours.
In stage two you can:
Serve & consume food or beverages in a shopping centre food court.
Operate & attend restaurants, cafes.
Operate & attend a bar, sports or RSL club (alcohol allowed with the consumption of food), excluding gaming activities.
Participate in organised training activities for sporting clubs and teams.
Operate or attend an indoor market.
Operate or attend a beauty therapy salon for (non-facial) services, such as nails, massage & tanning.
Operate or attend a studio that provides yoga, Pilates, Zumba, barre, dance classes.
Operate or attend physical training activities indoors such as Cross Fit.
Operate & attend a gymnasium.
Visit a public library or a toy library, or indoor playground.
Operate & attend a place used for religious worship.
Attend an art gallery, museum, public memorial, public historic site, zoo or wildlife facility.

Stage III 3rd June
Prior to resuming operation all businesses and organisations to have a COVID-19 Safety Plan in place.
In stage three you can:
Operate all licensed gaming activities including a TAB.
Resume officiating, participating & supporting the playing of team sports such as football, basketball, soccer & netball.
Attend any cinema or theatre, concert hall, music hall, dance hall, nightclub or any other similar entertainment venue in approved configuration.
Attend an amusement venue.
Attend a bar without food being consumed.
Operate & access all previously restricted services at a place that provides beauty therapy and/or cosmetic services including facial care.
Operate & access all previously restricted services at a place that provides tattooing or body art such as branding and piercing.
Attend an amusement park, community centre, recreation centre or play centre.
Attend an arena, stadium, sporting facility including community & sporting competitions with spectators in approved seating configuration. However, if above 500 people the event requires a separately approved COVID-19 Safety Plan.
Major events will be approved on a case by case basis.

West Australia
Refer to this page for details.

Victoria
Level 3 restrictions remain in place with a further announcement expect on May 11th.

NSW
No major changes for at least another week but:
From 9th May, real estate agents & property vendors may hold open house property inspections & on-site auctions.

[Franco Cozzo]

A pub nearby is doing takeaway food - small menu of pub classics, $20 a meal, order by text and pick up from the beer garden.

I'm going to give this a crack tonight, lets see how we go.

[cheap]

Got a question regarding Queensland Outback Zone - where exactly or what defines “the outback” .

Is there some defining line, somewhere near Roma, Charleville, or Quilpie or ?

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by cheap

Got a question regarding Queensland Outback Zone - where exactly or what defines “the outback” .

Is there some defining line, somewhere near Roma, Charleville, or Quilpie or ?

If its like Melbourne than over 5km radius from the CBD lol

[DJR-351]

Originally Posted by cheap

Got a question regarding Queensland Outback Zone - where exactly or what defines “the outback” .

Is there some defining line, somewhere near Roma, Charleville, or Quilpie or ?

https://www.covid19.qld.gov.au/gover...ack-queensland

What are ‘Outback Areas’?
Outback Areas referred to in the Roadmap to easing of Queensland’s restrictions are defined as the Local Government Areas listed below.

Balonne Shire Council
Banana Shire Council
Barcaldine Regional Council
Barcoo Shire Council
Blackall–Tambo Regional Council
Boulia Shire Council
Bulloo Shire Council
Carpentaria Shire Council
Central Highlands Regional Council
Cloncurry Shire Council
Croydon Shire Council
Diamantina Shire Council
Etheridge Shire Council
Flinders Shire Council
Longreach Regional Council
Maranoa Regional Council
McKinlay Shire Council
Mount Isa City Council
Murweh Shire Council
Paroo Shire Council
Quilpie Shire Council
Richmond Shire Council
Winton Shire Council.

[GasoLane]

Originally Posted by cheap

Got a question regarding Queensland Outback Zone - where exactly or what defines “the outback” .

Is there some defining line, somewhere near Roma, Charleville, or Quilpie or ?

I thought you were a Queesnlander.

[Cav]

Originally Posted by GasoLane

I thought you were a Queesnlander.


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Is Rockhampton outback?

[GasoLane]

Originally Posted by Cav

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Is Rockhampton outback?

No.

https://www.covid19.qld.gov.au/gover...ack-queensland

[4stanger]

Originally Posted by Cav

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Is Rockhampton outback?

According to that map, you would only need to travel 60 to 70 odd kms on the Burnett highway from Rockhampton to Dululu and you would be in the Banana Shire - Outback

[cheap]

Originally Posted by GasoLane

I thought you were a Queesnlander.


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Yeah but just west of the Western Downs council isn’t exactly remote.

[guzzis3]

Originally Posted by cheap

Got a question regarding Queensland Outback Zone - where exactly or what defines “the outback” .

Is there some defining line, somewhere near Roma, Charleville, or Quilpie or ?

I would have thought it's the great dividing range west and the top of sunny coast north, but then again no one understands any of their f'ing directives.

You can travel 50km to tie your shoelaces 100 to visit your mistress and 1800 to work or to visit the mistress on every second thursday. If it's a full moon you can't go shopping but you can hold a real estate auction during a king tide...

[Cav]

Originally Posted by guzzis3

I would have thought it's the great dividing range west and the top of sunny coast north, but then again no one understands any of their f'ing directives.

You can travel 50km to tie your shoelaces 100 to visit your mistress and 1800 to work or to visit the mistress on every second thursday. If it's a full moon you can't go shopping but you can hold a real estate auction during a king tide...

There is a map.

Here in Yap-Hoon (Livingstone Shire) I am about 60 kms from 'the outback.'

[marty351]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

A pub nearby is doing takeaway food - small menu of pub classics, $20 a meal, order by text and pick up from the beer garden.

I'm going to give this a crack tonight, lets see how we go.

Chips or salad with that parma? Decisions, decisions.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by marty351

Chips or salad with that parma? Decisions, decisions.

I'm no fan of the parma, I'm a steak and chips man

Unfortunately they do not offer steak and chips - I will be having a stern talk about this.

So I ordered the salt and pepper squid with chips.

I was then informed they are out of salt and pepper squid, which was lucky as I was already hacing buyers remorse

I have ordered BBQ brisket burger w/chips

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

I'm no fan of the parma, I'm a steak and chips man

Unfortunately they do not offer steak and chips - I will be having a stern talk about this.

So I ordered the salt and pepper squid with chips.

I was then informed they are out of salt and pepper squid, which was lucky as I was already hacing buyers remorse

I have ordered BBQ brisket burger w/chips

Alright - the results are in:

BBQ Beef Brisket burger w/chips:







Also got this for later



$22 for burger and chips and $5 for sticky date pudding - all up $27 which is great value for Melbourne pricing, quality is great, I'm not a burger fan but it was quite enjoyable, the onion actually had a strong flavor too which is a rarity, food quantity is hard to judge in a photo but I'm a fat 'ozwog' who loves food and the serving size is a little on the too much side which says something.

The process was:

Send text to mobile number

They'll send text back (in this case they let me know salt and pepper squid wasn't available)

I reordered something else,

Then they'll send a text saying your order is nearly ready.

I got in the car when I got the text, drive to the next town, went to the counter, paid as it came out.

From text to eating in under an hour - as far as the experience goes I think this has worked great given these people are improvising going from a normal pub setting to taking orders by text.

[Citroënbender]

That's a great write-up. Good to see the pub grub industry coming up with a fairly workable option.

I'm a fat 'ozwog'

Yes, we remember when you were selling the shiny, reflective kettle on eBay.

[hayseed]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

A pub nearby is doing takeaway food - small menu of pub classics, $20 a meal, order by text and pick up from the beer garden.

I'm going to give this a crack tonight, lets see how we go.

Are the Pubs In mexico selling takeaway "Growlers" of Draught Beer..??

[Franco Cozzo]

Social distancing in play in Melbourne:

https://twitter.com/georgiecrozier/s...51863518416897

[Tassie f100]

You would no doubt know the answer Franco to my question.Is Daniel Andrews a bit of a d*** head or is he just a good actor?

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by Tassie f100

You would no doubt know the answer Franco to my question.Is Daniel Andrews a bit of a d*** head or is he just a good actor?

He's generally a fairly well liked premier by Victorians, we're a little bit more progressive than other states so the Melbournites tend to warm up well to the direction he has taken the state and he's put up a lot of $$$ on huge infrastructure projects around Melbourne that have been neglected over the past 25 years even though it's Australia's fastest growing city and has some serious traffic issues.

He's pushing the authoritarianism though with how he's handling our restrictions which has taken off the glitter.

Personally I don't like the heavy handed way he's dealt with COVID-19 restrictions but I welcome the infrastructure investment into our city.

You have to put context around it though, the Victorian LNP haven't put up any decent front runner the past few elections, the last one got busted at a dinner with organised crime figures

Their current front runner no one knows who they are, they've just been very insignificant and poor on marketing compared to our state ALP.

Regardless you'll get the rusted-on voters putting a 1 in the box for their team but the LNP here aren't able to convince the swing voters or put up a decent campaign in marginal electorates.

Unless they spend their marketing spondoolies more effectively and get someone with a personality leading the party the LNP are going to spend another cycle in opposition here.

Originally Posted by hayseed

Are the Pubs In mexico selling takeaway "Growlers" of Draught Beer..??

Yeah there's been a lot of initiatives from our hospitality industry which is great, one of my colleagues lives in South Yarra and a pub there was doing takeaway pub fare and beer on tap being bottled and capped and done as takeaway.

I'm still convinced food trucks are the future of hospitality industry, much lower overheads, mobile, just pay permits to greedy councils and you can have an eccentric venue.

[roKWiz]

Originally Posted by Tassie f100

You would no doubt know the answer Franco to my question.Is Daniel Andrews a bit of a d*** head or is he just a good actor?

Despite what Franco tells you, he is not that well liked in the North East were he hails from. (Wangaratta)
He has done nothing to improve his own backyard and has actually worked against this area redirecting govco funding away to other areas.

just another knob who has turned his back on country people, funny really as his parents own a large bull stud farm here.

[CoupeKing]

Don't forget about Mothers Day fellas.

Pablo Cozzo doesn't like chicken parma? Public execution comes to mind.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by CoupeKing

Don't forget about Mothers Day fellas.

Pablo Cozzo doesn't like chicken parma? Public execution comes to mind.

Some anti vaxxer got separated from her child and thrown in the back of a divvy van in the Sydney protests:

https://twitter.com/SydneyLWatson/st...747095552?s=19

I support anyone's right to protest regardless of how inane I think the subject is but I'm absolutely against anyone taking children with them to protests, they're leaving their child wide open for this exact scenario to occur where the parent gets detained and the child is now solo in the city or if it turns violent they'll be caught up in the mess.

People should stop using their children as political weapons, I'm sure said child would rather be at home playing videogames rather than out on the streets of Sydney CBD following Mummabear along in her anti vaxxer campaign.

Originally Posted by roKWiz

Despite what Franco tells you, he is not that well liked in the North East were he hails from. (Wangaratta)
He has done nothing to improve his own backyard and has actually worked against this area redirecting govco funding away to other areas.

just another knob who has turned his back on country people, funny really as his parents own a large bull stud farm here.

There's also this - keep in mind I live on the regional outskirts of Melbourne and work in Melbourne, up until a week ago I worked within 3km North of Melbourne CBD in a GREENS electorate

So the perspective I see is people generally love Chairman Dan, once you go past Bendigo I guess the perspective changes as basically Victoria is a two speed state, you have Melbourne and 'not Melbourne' and the 'not Melbourne' gets the short end of the stick.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

Some anti vaxxer got separated from her child and thrown in the back of a divvy van in the Sydney protests:

https://twitter.com/SydneyLWatson/st...747095552?s=19

I support anyone's right to protest regardless of how inane I think the subject is but I'm absolutely against anyone taking children with them to protests, they're leaving their child wide open for this exact scenario to occur where the parent gets detained and the child is now solo in the city or if it turns violent they'll be caught up in the mess.

People should stop using their children as political weapons, I'm sure said child would rather be at home playing videogames rather than out on the streets of Sydney CBD following Mummabear along in her anti vaxxer campaign.

Mummabear's made the news - remember you heard it from Franco first!

https://www.9news.com.au/national/co...b-8832135a0163



Filming vertical video should be punishable by death, the police should have thrown the person taking the video in the back with her.

Melbourne had its own protest going, featuring children as well:

https://twitter.com/rachael_dexter/s...815424/photo/1

Children do not belong at protests.

[marty351]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

Mummabear's made the news - remember you heard it from Franco first!

https://www.9news.com.au/national/co...b-8832135a0163



Filming vertical video should be punishable by death, the police should have thrown the person taking the video in the back with her.

Melbourne had its own protest going, featuring children as well:

https://twitter.com/rachael_dexter/s...815424/photo/1

Children do not belong at protests.

Just shows how authoritarian vicpol have become. I lost count how many were there, but goes to show you need a bigger force than them, even when protesting bs.

Does anyone remember the anti gun law protests? Over 100,000 peaceful protesters (without incident) and vicpol had snipers on rooftops. That was 1996.

[Cav]

Originally Posted by marty351

Just shows how authoritarian vicpol have become. I lost count how many were there, but goes to show you need a bigger force than them, even when protesting bs.

Does anyone remember the anti gun law protests? Over 100,000 peaceful protesters (without incident) and vicpol had snipers on rooftops. That was 1996.

The lady being arrested and separated from her kid were NSW police storm troopers.

Did anyone do a count of the number of officers?

Bureaucracy is taking over. This is very dangerous.

If we don't like what the politicians are doing then we vote them out. We can't do that with bureaucrats.

The NSW premier needs to come out and condemn the actions of NSW police for their behaviour over the treatment of this woman.

And maybe roll a head or two otherwise she will be gone next election.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by marty351

Just shows how authoritarian vicpol have become. I lost count how many were there, but goes to show you need a bigger force than them, even when protesting bs.

Does anyone remember the anti gun law protests? Over 100,000 peaceful protesters (without incident) and vicpol had snipers on rooftops. That was 1996.

That incident was in Sydney - Vic Police usually turn up in huge numbers at protests in Melbourne, the public order response team, usually getting around on horse back and with the black SUVs.



Avi Yemini is a prominent journalist who the bongo drum beaters hate in Melbourne as he turns up to protests questioning everyone and **** stirring in general.

[guzzis3]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

People should stop using their children as political weapons, I'm sure said child would rather be at home playing videogames rather than out on the streets of Sydney CBD following Mummabear along in her anti vaxxer campaign.

I for one am appalled at the willingness of the left to make children believe they have no future due to climate change. They have them panicked crying and totally out of control just so they can use them as cannon fodder.

I guess the perspective changes as basically Victoria is a two speed state, you have Melbourne and 'not Melbourne' and the 'not Melbourne' gets the short end of the stick.

I noticed decades ago, and I think it's still the case, that Queensland is the only state with more people outside the greater metro than in. Of course Queensland has always had a below average education system (this is demonstrated in data) and I am certain the heat/humidity affects our brains. Throw in parochial attitudes and things are "different" up here.

God's country, but gee there are some that need an axe to the head.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by guzzis3

I for one am appalled at the willingness of the left to make children believe they have no future due to climate change. They have them panicked crying and totally out of control just so they can use them as cannon fodder.



I noticed decades ago, and I think it's still the case, that Queensland is the only state with more people outside the greater metro than in. Of course Queensland has always had a below average education system (this is demonstrated in data) and I am certain the heat/humidity affects our brains. Throw in parochial attitudes and things are "different" up here.

God's country, but gee there are some that need an axe to the head.

Look at that clip, she's there with the phone out being condescending towards Police with the cub holding onto her, what do you think is going to happen?

I reckon she's had the kid there as a political tool, I've got the little one with me they won't arrest me so she goes to try rub it in their faces until it backfires and another woman is the one who ends up arresting her.

Is the kid now going to end up in the custody of DOCS?

The thing with protests is they can go from peaceful to not peaceful in an instant, you can feel the environment in any of these situations, everyone's on edge and its the perfect climate for things to escalate out of control.