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Old 13-09-2005, 07:13 AM   #31
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"Billy, are you sure you've done it this way before?"
"Aw, sh#t Cheryl... I've never done it any way before!"

Classic.

Other good Oz comedy movies include Dirty Deeds, Bad Eggs and Crackerjack

Nearly as good as the,

"Steak on legs" comment, or the "I've got a baby in here ya F##k heads....

Or the copper getting slammed in the back of the head by the can of coke, and they were steel cans then too....
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Old 13-09-2005, 10:02 AM   #32
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Supertroopers is absolutely fantastic. Love it love it love it.

A Night at the Roxbury
Zoolander/Dodgeball/Meet the Parents 1&2
Orgazmo/Team America/Baseketball/South Park
Life of Brian/The Meaning of Life/all Monty Python
Shawn of the Dead

I'm sure there are plenty of others, just can't think of them right now.

Laughing is even better than sex imho :evil_laug
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Old 13-09-2005, 10:22 AM   #33
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Jay & Silent Bob strike back!!!
South Park bigger, longer & uncut.
American Pie 1, 2 & 3
Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle

They're some of my DVDs, I can't think of many others right now.
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Old 13-09-2005, 11:18 AM   #34
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man team america was awesome
had me laughin on so many level
love the little china dude too......im so ronery..

napolean dynamite was funny as too
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Old 13-09-2005, 12:06 PM   #35
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im surprised no-one has said OFFICE SPACE

that is a classic movie!!
the dude with the stapler is the best.

also Half Baked with dave chappelle is a crackup.
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Old 13-09-2005, 12:12 PM   #36
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im surprised no-one has said OFFICE SPACE
Oh yeah! See, told you there were others I couldn't think of. This is one of them. So hysterical (I'm going to burn down the building). Another was There's Something About Mary.
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Old 13-09-2005, 12:40 PM   #37
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Hahaha!

Anchorman! The storyline was crap, but god the character "Brick" was funny! so damn stupid!

"I killed a guy today..."
"Yeah I saw that!"
"I put a pitchfork through his heart!"
"Yeah, you might want to keep it quiet though. The law tends to frown on killing people for some reason..."

...or something like that.

another good thing about Anchorman... Christina Applegate... mmmmm..
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Old 13-09-2005, 01:06 PM   #38
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How bout all the "Police Academy" movies. They were pretty funny for there time...
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Old 13-09-2005, 03:28 PM   #39
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Flying High!
.... Great one liners. Loyd Bridges- "picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue"
And the "auto pilot" having it off with the hostess.
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Old 13-09-2005, 03:50 PM   #40
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im surprised no-one has said OFFICE SPACE

that is a classic movie!!
the dude with the stapler is the best.
That guy is in Dodgeball aswell.

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... but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Hahhaha
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Old 13-09-2005, 04:16 PM   #41
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"Clerks" is one of my favourite.....first movie Jay and Silent Bob were in
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Old 13-09-2005, 04:44 PM   #42
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"Clerks" is one of my favourite.....first movie Jay and Silent Bob were in
i found that to be one of the most boring movies ever, it had its moments but overall i was not a fan


anyway some more quotes from Office Space

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."


Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.


Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...


Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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Old 13-09-2005, 05:56 PM   #43
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Always thought "Spaceballs" was **** funny.
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Old 13-09-2005, 05:58 PM   #44
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3 classics............Me Myself and Irene,Meet The Parents and Shallow Hal
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3 classics............Me Myself and Irene,Meet The Parents and Shallow Hal
meet the fockers was gold as well

Hello, you've reached the Fockers. We're not around, so leave us a message. Goodbye. Roz, how the hell do you shut this thing off?

I have no idea. Just press a button.

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I thought they give you gas.

A little bit, but it's worth it.

Yeah, worth it for you, but I'm the one that gets the fumes.

Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga!

So make a chimichang ...
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Old 13-09-2005, 07:36 PM   #46
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"Clerks" is one of my favourite.....first movie Jay and Silent Bob were in
You know they are a series of movies, don't you? First it was Clerks, then Mall Rats, then Chasing Amy, then Dogma, then Jay and Silent Bob.
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Old 13-09-2005, 08:00 PM   #47
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Now I know everyone has different tastes, but this will be interesting.

What the funniest movie you have ever seen?

One that come to my mind is Team America. Dead set the funniest/most wrong movie ever IMO. So many classic scenes. So i had to change my avatar.

Like when Spotswood gives Gary a weapon to kill himself with incase the terrorists catch him; and its a hammer.

South Park (same guys) had me in tears aswell!

So, what cracks you up?
It’s hard to pick funniest I reckon. The time and place you see stuff has a big impact. The most I ever laughed in a movie theatre was the open credits and first scenes from MP's Holy Grail. I was about to do the HSC (NSW) and I was mega on edge. A mate who was at Uni called around and said I needed a break.



Maybe we should have an funniest Aussie and funniest anywhere else.

Funniest Aussie: Fat Pizza?

Funniest anywhere: to hard seen to many

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Old 13-09-2005, 08:09 PM   #48
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Mr H is Late. It's an (almost) silent British comedy. Saw it on SBS with my family asd we were crying from laughing so hard.
Took about 8 years until we tracked it down on video, but it's still a crack up.
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Something about Mary...

My sister in law told me to rent Clerks didnt find it funny at all and was wondering if I had rented out the wrong movie...
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Planes,Trains & Automobiles.
Uncle Buck.
Happy Gilmore.
Team America.
All very funny in their own way.
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Funniest Aussie: Fat Pizza?
Oh hell yeah. I got that one on DVD.

Has anyone seen an Aussie movie called "Blurred"? Its about some people goin up the coast for Schoolies week. I thought it was alright.
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Old 14-09-2005, 12:01 AM   #52
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Silence of the lambs.


Or not.


Big Lebowski without a doubt "dude"
Anchorman
Austin Powers Goldmember
Supertroopers

TV on DVD series: Arrested Development
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Anyone here seen Hot Shots I and II with Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges? I thought they were pretty good.
Police Academy when I was a kid, still a little funny.
Adam Sandler is my favourite of late, and Leslie Neilson in the Naked Gun movies is a crack up.
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Anyone here seen Hot Shots I and II with Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges? I thought they were pretty good.
Same mate that is a crackup. Charlie Sheen is a good actor. I especially LMAO when i watch "Two and a half men".
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The Big Lebowski - the accident that occurs when he drops his doobie while driving cracks me up.

Hot Shots 1&2 were actually bloody hilarious too, so stupid they are hysterical. Charlie Sheen (woah baby) did the comedy thing better than I thought he would.
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Hots shots was great as was Dodgeball and Baseketball, but another great comedy was Rat Race, really funny I thought especially the chick in the helicopter - now thats the kind of girl I want to meet (mighten live long but damn it would be fun)
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