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Old 20-09-2007, 11:26 PM   #31
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urine. but you cant wee on it at night. the suns rays and the amonia in the wee work together to remove the black marks, so you need to do it during daylight hours.

probably.
ummm ... ummm ... hahahaha ... experience??

what made you try this? ROFL
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Old 20-09-2007, 11:28 PM   #32
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ummm ... ummm ... hahahaha ... experience??

what made you try this? ROFL
i havent tried it, but if the boss is going to be mad at him for doing burnouts, imagine the reaction when Aaron is standing there piddling on the carpark
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Old 20-09-2007, 11:36 PM   #33
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Sorry man, you pretty much have to wait till they fade away. I managed to leave to long marks on my parents driveway after trying to roll start a seized corolla and tried everything to get them off no success.
Your parents check this forum huh? Nice cover.
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Old 20-09-2007, 11:37 PM   #34
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i havent tried it, but if the boss is going to be mad at him for doing burnouts, imagine the reaction when Aaron is standing there piddling on the carpark
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

aaah too true
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Old 21-09-2007, 06:45 AM   #35
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Here we go.
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Old 21-09-2007, 07:05 AM   #36
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Been sent home yet ??
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Old 21-09-2007, 07:35 AM   #37
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haha i wanna see what he says to him :P
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Old 21-09-2007, 07:40 AM   #38
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dont panic. doesnt sound like you did much just a lil screech. just say you are sorry and it wont happen again, trying to make up excuses will only get you further in trouble.

i was approched by 3 bosses at my work when i got my exhaust done, they said they had complaints i was speeding through the carpark. i said no my car is just loud and people are having a sook. next night all 3 of them stood there and watched me leave, i drove nice and slowly out of work, hit the side street and gave it all it had from standing start to mid 3rd gear. nothing got said after that and it was 7 months ago.
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Old 21-09-2007, 07:49 AM   #39
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urine. but you cant wee on it at night. the suns rays and the amonia in the wee work together to remove the black marks, so you need to do it during daylight hours.

probably.

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Old 21-09-2007, 08:16 AM   #40
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CLC...Use it to get rid of oil stains on the drive way. Also petrol might work (dont light it). Poor the CLC on the area, let it soak it, scrub it with a brush and then wash off. Repeat till it comes off...

Oh and your a moron...you never do burnouts near work/home cause it will get pinned on you
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Old 21-09-2007, 08:24 AM   #41
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You just got your license and fixed your diff and your popping burnouts in the car park ?????

Your not going to stay on the road for much long at this rate....
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Old 21-09-2007, 09:48 AM   #42
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i drove nice and slowly out of work, hit the side street and gave it all it had from standing start to mid 3rd gear. nothing got said after that and it was 7 months ago.
ROFL nice one, that'd stick it up 'em :

Just remembered one of the blokes at my old work ripped a burnout in a Transit after having an argument with the boss. He wasn't around long after that.
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Old 21-09-2007, 10:18 AM   #43
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In about 99-00 i think the boss at the time had a manual xr8 ute, brand new company car, had to do a delivery in it, only a block away, so i got there, and as i left i lit upthe back end and continued to do a full circle then fish tail down the street, What i hadnt worked out was where we worked backed onto where i was doing this. the boys ribbed the out of me, i was only young, they were saying, You know crossy checkes the depth of his tread and you're gonna be in it. Nothing ever came of it, but the black lines were in the other companies drive way and down the road for months.
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Old 21-09-2007, 10:50 AM   #44
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Unless you did a foot on brake, and cooked the bags properly, it will be only powder rubber that you left on the carpark. If it's powder rubber, it will blow off in the wind.

To make some black marks permanent you have to BURN the rubber into the pavement, and unless you're running a 600hp monster I don't think you'd do it by opening the throttle only.. unless you've got a monster.
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Old 21-09-2007, 03:47 PM   #45
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Try 'Easy off BAM!'

One wipe and the dirt is gone lol.



Sorry man, my best bet would be the pressure cleaner haha.

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Old 21-09-2007, 04:10 PM   #46
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Unless his boss and the owners were stuck up guys im guessing they may have liked the burout!
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Old 21-09-2007, 04:26 PM   #47
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Old 21-09-2007, 04:35 PM   #48
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Your parents check this forum huh? Nice cover.
Nope, that did actually happen and they saw it. I just felt guilty as hell about leaving two massive black marks on their brand new bichumen driveway.

When the driveway was dirt though, that was a different story
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Old 21-09-2007, 04:46 PM   #49
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Well it was a very unexpected eventful day today...

Started like this..

Woke up

Replied to this thread with

"here we go"


Warmed car up.

As I was driving to work 5k's under the limet like I always do

I see a VY behind me flash his lights I thought here we go off the road for loud exhaust but nope it was my superviser trying to drag race me..

Being the safe responcible driver I am I declined his purposal for a drag race and continued on my merry way to work.

Pulled into work trying not to look at my big black marks on the road.

Walked inside

Superviser "you're a bloody hoon"

me "you told me to do the fkin burnout"



15mins later..

I was setting up the spot welding machine when the boss walks up to me

Boss "Didn't know you could fit v8's in those things"

me "it's a 6"

boss " sounds alright for a 6 give us a look at it"



So I went outside during workours walked straight past my burnout marks what he didn't seem to care about in the nice clean carpark and he looked at my car for about 15mins admiring it.


I was shocked.

Later that day.


He comes upto me again..

Boss "how do you feel about learning somthing new"

me "like what?"

Boss "getting away from working on the floor, how keen are you with computers?"

me "yeah I know the basics"

Boss "yeah how's that inventor course you're doing"

(inventor is like autoCAD just a more advanced version

Me "yeah good"

Boss "how do you feel about taking the roll of doing all the drawings because the guy that's currently doing them is leaving"

Me "yeah I can give it ago"




Then led me upstairs where the office is and sat down with the guy that does all the inventor drawings.

Where I was shown for about 3 hours how to do everything. then the owner of the company came into the office and said "how ya goin" with absolutly no care for the big burnout marks in the carpark.



As of next week I'm going to be doing the drawings of a company what 30 people follow.


Not bad for a second year 18 year old apprentice who dropped out in year 10

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Old 21-09-2007, 04:51 PM   #50
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Do another burnout and get the payrise to go with the new job ;)
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bahahahah i agree do another burnout it will rain gold!
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Old 21-09-2007, 05:31 PM   #52
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Thats sick man. Im gunna drop a fat skid and see where they promote me.....
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I like a happy ending.... good luck dude..
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Damn, i christened the new cement driveway at work, from end to end, and all i got was 2 weeks "holiday"
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bwahahahahahahaha this had me in stitches, proof that all good things start with a burnout
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bwahahahahahahaha this had me in stitches, proof that all good things start with a burnout

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"attempts to clear my record by doing burnout infront of cop station"
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Last time i cleaned burnout marks from my driveway (dont ask) i used DYNAMO, HOT WATER and a HARD BRISLE BROOM

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LOL top stuff, I am going to do burnouts at exam time.
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Thats awsome, congrats. All i got when i did a burnout was a head shake :
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