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08-02-2006, 11:43 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South Australia
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Got this in an email today....
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic:..... $29.99 Clinton:..... $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullИИИИ artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing |
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08-02-2006, 11:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
Posts: 8,529
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 very good  :
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08-02-2006, 11:56 PM
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windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
Posts: 13,123
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haha well done:P
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09-02-2006, 09:31 AM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Enroute
Posts: 4,050
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love it
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09-02-2006, 09:53 AM
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DELANY
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,733
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lol very funny
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