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KillerXR8
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!" ![]() ![]() ![]()
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... Fear it!
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Hahahaha
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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lol....thats good
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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hahahahaha lmao
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CL&JW BATHURST CHAMPS!
Join Date: Jul 2007
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very good haha
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KillerXR8
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yeah I gotta a laugh out of it too.....thats why I had to share with all of you....lol
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It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun. Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven." "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fitted my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven..... and unlocked my destiny." "Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more earnestly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved." "That wicked old bastard" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."
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"FEED IT"
Join Date: Apr 2007
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hahaha, love the second one, what a cracker..
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i'm baaaack....
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Rofl!!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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There's a new meal at Maccas called the Andrew Johns meal.
No Burger or fries just Coke and Ice. In the Middle East they have found a new use for camels; Transport
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