An Unfortunate Occurance

[Twisted]

Well,

I learnt a lesson tonight...

I left an open coke can in my car while i stopped around at Caspers for a coffee. Bad Idea(tm). When I eventually get back into the car i drive about 100 metres and take a swig from the can. Now with the darkness of the night I failed to notice the hundreds of demon ants that somehow infiltrated my car and proceeded to invade my tasty beverage. The next few seconds proceeded something like this: OUCH!, brakes, door, spit, ouch, rub mouth, ouch, bite bite bite, rub mouth, do the crazy ant dance. Now most people would move on with their life but i am not most people. I was actually hurt that my car would subject me to this without either some kind of notice or some kind of blocking action. Lesson learnt: Do Not trust your car, it never loves you as much as you love it:( Its only waiting for a chance to ally with the Evil Bitey Ants From Hell, to bring misery to you world.

Ok kinda dramatic but it was really weird and it hurt lol.

[XR6Gal]

hahaha, sucks to be you Brad heheheh....

[smciner1]

pwnz3d (tm)!

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[Dez]

****! lucky you dropped me off first :P

that'd hurt!

let it be a lesson to ya! u had that can wen u picked me up, and u still had it after casper's! drink faster !

[Casper]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... I'm in tears. :

[Dez]

Originally Posted by Casper

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... I'm in tears. :

better get some baygon surface spray out there casper....

brad, did you leave the windows open or something?

[LG]

lovin' it!!! lol!

[Yagz]

This is almost as good as the snail?

[santoitaliano]

how much do they burn!

i left some ANTICOL in the boat overnight and when we went out the next morning same thing.. they burnnnn

[blue fairy]

ROFL!!!
Did your mouth swell at all?

what sort of ants are these we dont have them in nsw lol

Try that with a bee instead of ants... :

[Dez]

Originally Posted by xrgran

Try that with a bee instead of ants... :

or with a european wasp....

[bindi]

baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

That was a scream, thanks for posting it and letting us laugh at you! :evil_laug

I have drinks in our car, but I always try to use bottles cos cans get knocked over and you can't store them without them going flat.

Ants hurt, they're nasty little f**kers.

[Twisted]

Originally Posted by bindi

Ants hurt, they're nasty little f**kers.

Yeah tell me about it, those tiny little black ones and they sting like all crap!

[EB-maen]

sounds kind like the time i bought an orange juice from mcdonalds in the morning, and i put it in the centre console glovebox, but the fkn bottom of the cup just detached, emptying an entire cups worth of oj. i was already late for the train and I didn't know what to do and when i got back to the station carpark in the afternoon the car smelt like bloody oranges and there was ants everywhere. gotta make you think, they must be pretty desperate for a feed to start invading cars and coke cans

or with a european wasp....

only just watched anaconda recently on cable, may not have been a european wasp but it gave guy a royal owning

[fordel]

bwhahahaha that has to suck !

[RspecAU]

That's dam funny :

[Donut Queen]

I was laughing so hard as I read your story. Then I felt bad for laughing. Then I noticed that everyone else was. So now I feel better. hehehehehehehe

[FRDGAL]

And that is one of the reasons why I don't allow food or drinks in the AU. I don't want to attract them into the car.

Arrgghhh I can't stand ants!! The other day I went to the backyard tap to fill a bucket and within seconds my feet were swarming with hundred's of the little buggers. All over the grass they were - and it's not like you can see them. Just the thought of them makes me twitch - yuk!

[HOON69]

did this once but with cocopops wasnt nice.. :(

[rag top]

Originally Posted by BlueAU

I left an open coke can in my car while i stopped around at Caspers for a coffee.

Has this experience converted you into using bottles from now on???

[Twisted]

Yeah not good at all, I think it may be because ive been parking on the lawn for the last couple of weeks.

[Casper]

Originally Posted by BlueAU

Yeah not good at all, I think it may be because ive been parking on the lawn for the last couple of weeks.

Either that or the ants were mercinaries hired by your dog after his unfortunate loss of manliness. :nutsycuck

[FordFan86]

ok, nobodies said it yet, but i must say :

[Casper]

Originally Posted by FordFan86

ok, nobodies said it yet, but i must say :

too late, post #3

Originally Posted by smciner1

pwnz3d (tm)!

:

[Hawk]

Classic!

To think you were defeated by tiny little insects.

[loxxr6]

sounds kind like the time i bought an orange juice from mcdonalds in the morning, and i put it in the centre console glovebox, but the fkn bottom of the cup just detached, emptying an entire cups worth of oj. i was already late for the train and I didn't know what to do and when i got back to the station carpark in the afternoon the car smelt like bloody oranges and there was ants everywhere. gotta make you think, they must be pretty desperate for a feed to start invading cars and coke cans

Yeah I had something similar happen with pizza that was left in a box near my bedroom door(which led out to the backyard). It mustn't have been any more than half hour I was gone and when I came back they were bloody everywhere. Unbelievable !!!

[Feathers]

HAHAHAHAHAHA : :
Thats almost as good as the Jam Donuts thread.
I wouldn't have gone back to the can though.
Car temperature, flat coke, YUK. :

If there must be drinks consumed in my car then they must be from a bottle.
If I catch people eating in the car then they walk.

[lukey]

haha i had to laugh "do the crazy ant dance"