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Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo
Same scenario here except I avoid outside like the plague, the only time I go outside is from my door to the car then my car to the office door, I'm virtually a vampire but my vitamin D levels are good and I don't take supliments 
My most pressing problem is I'm losing me hair at a rate of knots but not gaining wrinkles fast enough to pull off the shaved head look without looking like a neo Nazi 
Baby face with a shaved head isn't a great look |
You will have to grow a big ZZ Top beard then bro, but you may be mistaken for a Jew then.
I seen this on the Simpsons. Bart mistook 3 Jews for ZZ Top and said you rock man ! as he went past.