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Originally Posted by poppa smurf
why is it that when Poppa lines up at the shortest queue in the supermarket it turns out to be the slowest.
why do people always park near me even though I park way out to buggery where there were no other cars.
why is it that young girls at the counter call me "sweetheart" or "love" or "dear"......
why is it I always grab the steel right on the weld that I had just completed?
why is it I always kneel on that lump of hot slag I only just chipped off.
why is it that tradesmen never clean up after themselves and seem to want to place a trainee where I'm paying full rates.
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Shortest queue but slowest moving, happens to me all the time at the airport, I always get the family of four that are overweight with their luggage and have to start rearranging their crap at the counter.
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